My Builder - Sergio Ortiz

Tosh Show

iHeartPodcasts and Daniel Tosh

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Daniel sits down with architect and home builder Sergio Ortiz to talk about growing up in Spain, building Daniel’s house twice, and surfing when he should be at work.

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0:00.0	Everyone who stayed behind during the Wowsley Fire saved their house.
0:04.3	I couldn't because I was in Vegas doing a charity show.
0:07.5	What was your excuse for not saving my house?
0:10.0	I got scared.
0:14.5	Toss Show.
0:17.1	Tosh Show.
0:20.6	Tosh Show. Welcome to Tosh Show. Tosh Show for show.
0:22.4	Welcome to Tosh Show.
0:24.0	Eddie, how are you?
0:25.0	I'm doing good.
0:26.1	My son's here.
0:27.1	Hit him with a hooty-hoo.
0:28.2	Woo-de-hoo.
0:29.1	He's not here.
0:31.0	We just recorded that.
0:31.9	Whenever I'm out in a crowded area, I'll just say to my son, just real quiet, I'll whispered to him. I was
0:38.5	like, hey, hit him with a hooty-hoo, and he'll just scream, hootie-hoo! It just makes me laugh.
0:43.8	Usually makes people laugh around us. So now I'm going to do it on the show. I'm going to
0:47.4	start using it. Hit him again. Oh, guess what? What? I was going the bathroom the other day.
0:55.7	Okay.
0:56.2	This is not a poop story.
0:58.0	So calm down.
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