My Brother, My Brother and Me: Episode 03

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2010

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Wowza. Put the kids to bed, folks — this particular installment in the MBMBAM archives gets down and dirty with a bit of discussion pertaining to various … bedroom activities. No, we’re not talking about your toenail clipping ritual. No, we’re not talking about your nightly Craig Ferguson viewing. No, we’re not — intercourse! We’re dishing out some real talk about intercourse, and in a completely non-creepy way. For the most part. Except for that one part. You’ll know it when you hear it.Suggested talking points: Moving away from your home town. Secret movie theater back rubs. Living with real-life ladies. Making sweet love to a rollercoaster. Denim: Friend or Faux Pas? Don't forget to stop by our swingin' internet bachelor pad at MBMBAM.com. Also, did you subscribe? You should subscribe.

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0:00.0	If you change your mind, on the first day in line, on the next day, free, take it
0:07.3	chance on me.
0:08.3	If you need me, let me know, on the next day, free, if you got your place to go, when you
0:16.7	get your place to go, when you're free, if you're all alone, then I'm pretty, where's
0:23.7	I've gone, when I'm still free?
0:26.1	Welcome, welcome back to my brother, my brother and me to the vice show for the modern era.
0:33.7	I'm joined, I should not be so presumptive, my name is Justin McElroy.
0:39.1	I'm Travis McElroy, I'm Griffin McElroy.
0:44.1	We are my brother and my brother and me.
0:47.1	So let's just get right into the advice.
0:50.2	Let's tuck in here.
0:51.2	We've got an anonymous question from Form Spring.
0:55.9	I'm in love with my long-distance girlfriend, and I want to marry her.
0:59.7	Should I quit my job and move to Oregon to be with her?
1:03.2	Nope.
1:04.2	Nope.
1:05.2	Next question.
1:06.2	Next.
1:07.2	Yeah, that's an easy one, man.
1:09.2	That's going to put a lot of pressure on her on your relationship and I don't think
1:14.5	you're going to...
1:15.5	Unless.
	...

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