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MY BROTHER IN CHRIST: We stan Centerfield and Nicolas Cage

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BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The Bad Boys of Baseball had their first outing at the ballpark! We also engage in some Kyrie Irving discourse and review Nicolas Cage's new movie, 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent'

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0:00.0

You ever wonder if, like, the little teapot has any other songs or if it's just all about him? There's a one-hit wonder. It happens sometimes. It is a hymn, by the way, for PC police say, ooh, you mean the, the spout is a penis. Brunch! Hit it, boys!

0:36.4

Hey, man, what's Morbius? What's Morbius?

0:40.7

What is Morbius? What is Morbius? It's a movie.

0:45.6

I've only seen jokes about Morbius. Haven't seen the movie. Haven't heard anything other than jokes about Morbius.

0:55.3

I don't know much about Morbius. I know that it's like a comic book movie. Jared Leto plays like a bat guy. He plays a, I believe from the trailer.

0:58.3

It's a doctor who can't walk. And he's like trying to figure out ways to mess with his jeans or like his blood or whatever to make him strong.

1:06.4

And like cure his perilousists or whatever you want to say.

1:12.4

And then he just like finds a way to turn himself into a supervillain.

1:15.5

So it's like the secret world of Alex Mack.

1:19.1

Do you ever see that show?

1:20.0

That might be like a...

1:21.3

That's a different sort of like...

1:23.2

She turns into like Capri-Sun.

1:25.2

Yeah, she falls into Capri-Son and she gets up and then she's Capri-Son. That's right. And you ever try to open a Capri-Sun? I have. Famously tricky. Not to brag, but I'm pretty good at it. You get the juice everywhere. You put you, it's a big mess. Who thought of the juice bag concept?

1:45.7

How come when people say what's Morbius, someone tells them about the movie Morbius,

1:50.3

but if you say what's up, they only talk about themselves.

1:53.7

That's a good call.

1:54.6

They never talk about the movie up.

1:57.8

How come when people talk about the movie up, they only talk about that fucking old guy.

2:01.4

And how much they cried at the beginning of the movie. Yeah, cool. That's all people talk about. Yeah, cool. Even when you ask them about the movie, I say, no, I'm not asking what's up in your life. I'm saying specifically, what is up, telling me about the movie up. Please give me the synopsis. Within five seconds, they're making it all about them again. Same thing with that

2:17.6

fucking, uh, you ever wonder if like the little teapot has any other songs or if it's just

2:25.9

all about him. There's a one hit wonder. Happens sometimes. It is a hymn, by the way,

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