My Bridesmaid is Too Pretty! Plus: A Dog with a Foot Fetish

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Can somebody be 'too pretty' to be a bridesmaid? Is it weird for your dog to lick your toes? What can you do about a colleague's inappropriate touching? Graham and Maria chew over these questions in your weekly dollop of Wanging On. Plus: Maria tells Graham all about her laser treatment. WangingOn@listen.co.uk is our address if you want to send us your dilemma. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:25 Maria's Laser Treatment...07:20 Too Pretty to be a Bridesmaid?22:36 Inappropriate Touching in the Office!32:02 Dogs Licking Your Bits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	People at home will be going, you still look awful.
0:02.8	It takes quite...
0:04.0	Don't read those comments.
0:05.8	Don't scroll down.
0:08.0	I have a boyfriend.
0:09.9	I'm a boyfriend.
0:11.7	And I'm really happy about it.
0:13.4	And I've got big twists at the moment.
0:15.8	I have a problem colleague at work who touches me inappropriately, but not in that way. Read on. Hello and welcome. Come on into another episode of Wanging On with me, Graham Norton. Oh, Maria McCurley. Yes, I am Maria McKelley, and I'm sitting here opposite to you for wanging on. Yes, you are. And what have you been up to? I haven't seen you in many, many days.
0:38.5	A week.
0:39.4	A week, in fact.
0:40.5	That is how many days are in a week.
0:42.3	Are you looking at you look very refreshed?
0:44.4	Funny you should say that, Graham.
0:50.1	You're so spontaneous.
0:52.5	I had a cold blast laser treatment.
0:56.6	What?
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:57.9	I had a laser treatment.
0:59.1	Cold blast?
1:00.0	It's cold blast.
1:00.7	Did they freeze your face?
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