"MY BOYFRIEND WORE MY THONG"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids. This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recording this. Did you know that a block of dry ice has a surface temperature of -109.3 degrees Fahrenheit and turns directly into carbon dioxide gas rather than liquid when it melts? I forget where I read that. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	The whole drive I'm just crying I'm sobbing the whole way. It's almost an hour drive. No music type of drive
0:08.1	And so when I come home I just want to vent to my boyfriend, you know? So I come home and I open, I go to my bedroom because he's in there. And the first thing I see is him just laying in the bed, face down, and so you know he's noticeable in one of my pink lace
0:28.3	songs and I I really don't know man we don't We both just sort of look at each other and I'm still sobbing because the day was just so shit.
0:38.2	Georgia?
0:40.4	Yeah, yeah. Georgia, what's going on with you?
0:45.0	Not a whole lot.
0:50.0	What's your... Are you in a car right now?
0:52.0	I just heard a turn signal.
0:54.0	Uh, yes, I am actually.
0:57.0	Where are we going? Are we turning right or left?
1:00.0	That's what I want to know.
1:02.0	Oh, I'm actually turning left.
1:04.0	I'm going home.
1:05.0	Going home.
1:06.0	Okay.
1:08.0	What's home?
1:10.0	Home is Oklahoma.
1:12.0	Where are we coming from? Oh, I'm in Oklahoma.
1:15.0	Where are we coming from? We're coming from my boyfriend's work.
1:18.0	And McDonald's.
1:19.0	He doesn't work at McDonald's.
1:20.0	He works actually at a piece of place.
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