My Boyfriend Secretly Got Plastic Surgery
Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show
Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2020
⏱️ 38 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Watch the video form of the podcast: https://www.youtube.com/lucasjacobpodcast
Follow us on everything! @LucasCruikshank @jacobcruik
Follow the podcast stuff! https://twitter.com/BrosB4HoesPod https://www.instagram.com/brosbeforehoespod
Email us topics/stories/opinions to discuss on an upcoming episode! [email protected]
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob |
| 0:07.0 | Broke the forehead podcast |
| 0:11.0 | What's up mother fuckers? |
| 0:15.0 | What's up? We just exposed your kids to cussing bitch |
| 0:20.0 | Oh, I would suck a front-end with so much kids in the back car seat |
| 0:23.0 | I'm actually kind of Sally like I am |
| 0:25.0 | But then again, like you shouldn't be listening to those podcasts |
| 0:27.0 | And if you have kids in the back, this isn't kids bought punny |
| 0:31.0 | It, um, even if someone's kids is in the back seat |
| 0:35.0 | They probably have earphones on and are watching Frozen for like the 40, 400th time |
| 0:39.0 | Oh yeah, cuz with kids it seems like they never get bored of anything |
| 0:43.0 | Like I remember watching Toy Story probably 20 times |
| 0:47.0 | And I just always thought Buzz Lightyear was hot and never got bored of him |
| 0:51.0 | Oh yeah, he is hot, he has only fans now |
| 0:54.0 | I know he made his own buzzle |
| 0:58.0 | Buzzer? Oh my god, it's a sex toy? Yeah |
| 1:02.0 | Oh my god, that's an indie joke if you |
| 1:04.0 | This podcast is officially rated PG-13 |
| 1:08.0 | Oh PG-13, if you made a movie, would you make it? |
| 1:12.0 | Okay, so if you made a movie and you were free, wouldn't range |
| 1:15.0 | Would the idea be rated out of PG-13? |
| 1:19.0 | So it wasn't a home movie, it was just a comedy movie |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.