My Boyfriend Keeps Taking Butter Into The Bathroom - When He Comes Out IT'S GONE! (r/Relationships)
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🗓️ 17 January 2025
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| 0:34.1 | My boyfriend keeps disappearing into the bathroom for an hour or more with a stick of butter |
| 0:39.9 | and the butter is gone when he finally comes out this was originally posted on june the 26th |
| 0:47.0 | 2020 i am a 24 year old woman and i've been dating my boyfriend who is 30 for two years |
| 0:53.1 | and we finally moved in together. |
| 0:55.2 | Ever since we moved in, I've seen a new side of him. It's a very odd issue, and I can't wrap my head |
| 1:01.0 | around what to do. At first, I started to notice butter was disappearing quickly. I assumed that maybe |
| 1:07.7 | I had lost track of how much we had, or maybe he was cooking when I wasn't around. |
| 1:11.5 | I don't know. But one night, a few weeks ago, I saw him try to stealthily take a stick of butter |
| 1:16.6 | from the fridge, which I pretended not to notice, and he took the butter with him into the bathroom. |
| 1:23.5 | Now, I have been noticing that my boyfriend has spent an hour or more in the bathroom at times since we moved in, |
| 1:30.3 | but I've never seen him take the butter before. |
| 1:32.8 | I was so confused. |
| 1:34.4 | When he came out of the bathroom about an hour later, I saw no sign of the butter, but I also saw that he did not put the butter back in the fridge. |
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