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Guaranteed Human.

On Earth, I'm John.

This is Sophia.

And this is the story.

My boyfriend slept with another woman and claims I wanted him to.

Very interesting.

Interesting logic there.

We're going to have to get to the bottom of this.

This comes from, get ready for it.

User 3459-874-587, who says, my hands are shaking, so sorry if there are any typos.

I don't know if I'll be able to explain what just happened. I'm in a hotel room now and everything

is falling apart. And I am just falling apart. The hotel is falling apart. Everything. The world is disintegrating. And hello, everyone. Say hello in the comments. Put where you're coming in from what city and time. Put it in the comments. We're excited to see you all. But back to the story. I live my boyfriend, Jack. We've been together for two years. The relationship has been good. Sex is frequent. I love when people in the Reddit stories mention that. Like, yeah. You know. We're banging all the time. Pretty good. We say, I love you often. And both of us participate in the other's family functions.

I don't have any major complaints, and to my knowledge, he hasn't been unhappy, and I am deeply in love with him. I came home today about an hour early. I had started to get a migraine

at work, which isn't super unusual. And once I started to get nauseated, I decided I should just go home and lie down.

It doesn't happen a ton, but maybe a few times a year where I decide to take the afternoon off.

My boyfriend works nights, so is often home during the day. I pulled in the driveway.

Guys, can we put a, can we put an ICU? An ICU in the comments. If you know it's about to happen. Oh, do we have an ICU animation? Oh, yes, we do. Oh, get ready for it, guys. Are you ready? So exciting. We have a new animation. We don't. We don't. That's okay. Put the ICU in the comments in solidarity with our fallen animation soldiers.

Just imagine like swirls and it's like, I see you.

Ooh, nice.

Honestly, I'm there.

I'm there.

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