My Botox Hookup - Heather Alfano

Tosh Show

Black Heart Productions

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Daniel is visited in the studio by long-time friend, former ICU nurse, and neighbor Heather Alfano.

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0:00.0	How about this? At 80, let's just make it 80, fine. Every year you go take a physical and
0:07.4	written test. And if you don't pass it, you don't come home.
0:13.9	Tosh show.
0:16.5	Tosh show.
0:20.1	Tosh show for show. Welcome to another episode of Tosh Show. I'm Daniel Tosh Show. Tosh Show for show.
0:21.8	Welcome to another episode of Tosh Show.
0:24.2	I'm Daniel Tosh.
0:25.3	Eddie Goslin's here.
0:26.7	We just got back from tour.
0:28.9	Was your family excited to see you?
0:30.5	They were.
0:31.3	Nobody got up when I got home initially, but what about you?
0:35.4	Everyone was excited.
0:37.2	You know, my kids are at an age where it's like anytime I go to the bathroom, they
0:41.0	both like just cry and I'm like, no, no, I'm going to come back.
0:43.9	That's the longest I've ever been away from my wife or my children in their life
0:51.7	and in my relationship with my wife.
0:54.0	Like I've, since we were, yeah, since we started dating. children in their life and in my relationship with my wife.
0:58.3	Like I, since we were, yeah, since we started dating.
1:00.0	It's a big break.
1:01.6	That was, I mean, it was nice.
1:02.5	It really did.
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