My boss says only smokers get breaks at work, so I became a smoker.

Here's what happened.

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So I wanted to talk about the problem of people taking smoke breaks during the work day.

Basically, at my job, on average, the smokers take about 5-10 minutes or 5-15 minute smoke breaks.

All paid since they don't clock out.

The non-smokers, which are surprisingly in the minority, 7 out of the 25,

including me, has to take a break when the smokers do.

The manager says that they're only for smokers, and if everyone went on them,

then there would be too much of a lack in productivity and we would fall behind.

As anyone can realize, that's total BS.

So I went online to Amazon and bought all of the non-smokers,

herbal smokes, that are tobacco, nicotine, and additive-free.

Basically, just as cigarette filled with tea leaves.

And we started going on smoke breaks, but hanging out in our own corner to avoid the second hand.

The manager comes out and starts yelling, asking what we're doing,

and that he thought we didn't smoke, and we should be working,

to which we kindly pointed out that we had all decided to start smoking.

And that, well, we were smoking along with everyone else there.

This lasted 4 days before the manager set limits to how many and how long smoke breaks are,

and started to let the non-smokers take the same breaks too.

Also, I'm not sure about the health effects of herbal smokes,

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