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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

My Boob Job Before Your Wedding

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:04.5

Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

0:06.8

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

0:08.7

Garrett, what are you bringing to us today?

0:10.1

I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap.

0:12.9

Megan's playing a phone tap on our friend Samantha.

0:14.9

Samantha is getting married this weekend and she is turning into a bridezilla.

0:19.6

Perfect time for a phone tap right before a wedding

0:22.5

all right here we go we love the i want to call because we kind of sit back and let you do all the

0:27.4

work because you're definitely more believable than us today's phone tap let's listen in hello

0:33.0

hey sammy it's me how are you um how are you doing'm good. I'm just kind of getting all my, you know, last-minute stuff going. I'm, you know, making my own cupcakes for this thing. So I've got like 600 cupcakes to make this week. It's going to be insane. But it'll be... When are you thinking of doing that? Because I can probably help you, like, Tuesday, Wednesday? I'm... Oh, no, I'm going to make them so they're fresh. I'm going to do like Thursday afternoon, probably Friday morning, and then we have, you know, rehearsal dinner, Friday night. So can you come by Thursday then? Like afternoon? I'll get all the ingredients and stuff. Thursday, I'm not going to be available because I have to go, I have to go into my doctor.

1:12.1

I've been trying to get this appointment for months and months and months, and I'm finally getting this appointment for Thursday. I have to go to hospital on Thursday. It's not a big deal. Oh, my gosh. What's going on? Are you okay? Yeah, no, no. Everything's fine. I'm just getting, I'm actually just getting my boobs done, which I've been trying to get done for a long time,

1:28.8

and I just have an appointment up on, I'll open up on Thursday.

1:31.6

You're getting your boobs done two days before my wedding?

1:35.3

How do you think that that's going to work out?

1:37.7

What do you mean?

1:39.0

Well, I'm getting married on Saturday, and you're getting your boobs done on Thursday, and could you have not picked a different week to do this? Yeah, but it only takes like a couple hours and I'll be fine. I'm going to be on meds. I'll be totally fine. I know, but this is not. I'm sorry to be like this, but it's my week. It's my wedding and you're my meat of honor. Okay. Oh my God. I'm totally going to be there for you.

2:03.1

It's just this is something I've always wanted to do and the only appointment I could get was on Thursday. So what am I supposed to do? Put everything on hold. So you're going to show up in my, how are you even, oh my, how are you even going to fit in the dress? Sam, I already thought about that.

2:15.6

You don't have to worry about anything because I knew that I was on the waiting list to get this done.

2:19.4

So I love the dress that we picked, and I found something almost completely identical to it online. I've actually doing some research. The length is a little bit different from the one that we have. You've got to be kidding you. You could not have done this next week.

2:34.7

This is my wedding day.

2:35.8

You're going to walk up there in some dress of your boobs falling out all over right next to my husband. They're not going to be falling. Everyone's going to be looking at you. It's a little bit shorter, and I got it fitted to fit because I'm going up to a day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's a little bit shorter. I didn't pick that for you, Megan.

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