My birthday didn’t go as expected…

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi everyone.
0:09.2	Welcome.
0:11.3	Well,
0:12.3	tomorrow is my birthday.
0:15.9	And by the time you're watching this,
0:18.5	it is my birthday.
0:23.5	Tuesday, July 22nd. That's my birthday.
0:31.9	And so let's talk about birthdays. You're going to talk about birthdays? I got to say I'm not really a birthday person and I feel guilty for not being a birthday person. Like I should appreciate my birthday or I should
0:40.0	want to celebrate it more than I do. And I'm like, what is wrong with me? Why don't I care?
0:44.6	And I really don't think it's the fact that like I'm aging in Los Angeles. Like I don't think
0:49.1	that's why I hate my birthday. I just and I don't even think it's that I'm like scared of death, though I am
0:55.7	scared of death. That's not why because I would say ever since I was a late teen, early 20s,
1:02.9	I've been kind of, meh, indifferent. It's not that I don't like my birthday. I know people that
1:06.9	hate their birthdays. They dread the day. I'm not one of those, but I'm also not a birthday week person because there's birthday
1:15.6	week people.
1:16.7	And no shade to the birthday week people.
1:18.6	I kind of love that.
1:19.7	I love the audacity.
1:21.0	I love that you're like, no, you will celebrate my birthday, the day I came out of my mom's
1:25.9	vagina for seven days straight.
1:29.5	We're going to go where I want to go to eat.
1:31.6	We're going to, you're going to spend money on me.
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