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Run That Prank

My Bird Benny

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1's neighbor filed a noise complaint. Is the complaint about a human?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up in about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.0

And the subject is there are some things I just can't do.

0:13.6

There are some things I just can't do.

0:16.9

We'll get into the strawberry letter and just if you find out what that's all about.

0:22.5

But right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call, Nephew.

0:28.4

Well, there are some things that I can do.

0:31.3

And what I can do is be stupid twice a day for y'all, okay?

0:35.4

Yes, you can.

0:36.0

You do that well, sir.

0:37.4

Thank you so kindly. Thank you so kindly thank you so

0:39.0

kindly so I got it for you this morning this right here is my roommate benny my roommate

0:45.5

benny now this sounds pretty easy going right yeah yeah it does okay okay okay okay well I said

0:52.0

what did I say I said it was my roommate Benny uh-huh What do you, what you think about Vinny? Just give me your honest opinion what you think about Benny. He doesn't pay the rent. Mm. He tried to. Mm. Mm. Benny is a parrot. Let's go, Cataw. Let's go, Cataw. My roommate, Benny. Hello. My speaker to Devon. Yeah, this he. Okay, hey man, this Chris. I live above you. I ain't never met you before, but you, you, you, have you been calling the leasing office about, uh, complaining on me about i'm making too much noise or what yeah yeah man

1:29.5

my bad bro i was trying to catch you man i could never uh i could never catch you at home man

1:35.3

it's like you know bro i work at night i work at night yeah yeah you're saying i'm saying i work in

1:40.0

a day but i can't sleep at night bro because i'm i don't know what's going on your apartment

1:44.0

you know what's trying to be in your business i'm not trying to be in your business player But I can't sleep at night, bro, because I don't know what's going on in your apartment, you know what I'm saying? I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to be

1:46.6

your business, player. I just can't get no sleep at night, man, because there be a lot of noise a lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what you do is your business, bro? I'm just saying, man, please God.

1:40.3

Hey, man, but you ain't

1:41.1

have to go to the leasing office, man.

1:42.9

All you had to do, you know,

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