My Biddy Aunt: S***houses
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
As we approach Valentine's Day, we're dropping Jack and his frankly unromantic encyclopaedia, and we're bringing in our lovely Biddy Aunt.
The Marcus Mount and the Ehantharajah Empire enter the bedroom, but who will walk out with only the belt wrapped around their waist? Jimbabwe's on the buttons for this love-in.
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on My Bediant. |
| 0:03.0 | It's Liam Rossinia. |
| 0:04.0 | Hall City. |
| 0:05.0 | I had that one. |
| 0:06.0 | Reading. Not like Reading. Not like Reading. Brighton. For the game, it would be better for you to get this one wrong. I am pretty sure he also played for Ripswich. It's one of his Lord moves. The big man's back in town. This wise games is quite difficult to explain, but you'll get it as soon as you start hearing it. |
| 0:25.6 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:26.9 | Welcome to the Football Ramble. |
| 0:29.3 | It's my video! |
| 0:30.8 | I'm Marcus Pello. |
| 0:32.2 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:33.1 | And I'm Vendush and Hunter Roger. |
| 0:36.5 | You know, I'm Vedush and a Hunter Raja. |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome back to another edition of my biddy aunt. |
| 0:54.9 | After a couple of weeks of Jack and his encyclopedia, we've decided to summon our collective biddy aunt. It's Vish versus Marcus |
| 1:00.7 | for the belt and I am of course on the buttons where it is safer for me to be. If you |
| 1:05.8 | don't know the rules, they are simple. Would you say that if you're on an aircraft? |
| 1:08.8 | Oh, absolutely not. Is it run with buttons? |
| 1:11.6 | I suppose there are buttons involved. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:13.9 | A couple of levers. |
| 1:14.6 | You've seen in the film, and they go roo when it goes up. |
| 1:17.2 | Absolutely. |
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