My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
For all the tax-avoiding, non-dom citizens of Donaco out there – this one's for you.
Marcus officiates completely even-handedly as Luke faces the most unpredictable, irrational force of all: Pete Donaldson on a Friday. Fire up the V8 and get those eggs on!
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| 0:00.0 | Danny Rodd. Come on, it's not fine. Come on, five. Nice. You're going for six. I'll go all six. Ha ha! You've played a spurs, Watford for sure, Sunland and Newcastle. Peterborough United. Oh, if he'd got that. Bristol City. Go on. Very impressive. Very impressive. Very impressive. And that is block suster. |
| 0:21.7 | Biddy, bitty. |
| 0:22.9 | This wise game is quite difficult to explain, but you'll get it as soon as you start hearing it. |
| 0:32.0 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:33.2 | Welcome to the Football Rambul. |
| 0:35.6 | It's Friday. |
| 0:36.6 | It's my bideon. |
| 0:37.9 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:39.8 | And I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:58.1 | Oh, can you feel the weekend, everybody? |
| 0:59.9 | Can you feel it? |
| 1:01.2 | Pete, what does it feel like? |
| 1:01.9 | Hot. |
| 1:02.5 | Hot. |
| 1:02.9 | It's hot. |
| 1:04.6 | I feel hot and bothered about the whole thing. |
| 1:06.7 | Is it like running your hands over a nice sports car? |
| 1:07.7 | No, it's like running. |
| 1:10.4 | Well, a sports car that's been driving all day, yes. |
| 1:12.5 | On the bonnet. On the bonnet, hot bonnet. You cracking an egg on the weekend bonnet and frying it? I'm lifting up the thing. I'm taking off the protective plastic cover on the engine and I'm doing it on the V8. Love that. And I'm playing the heat is on on my saxophone. Oh, wait, wait. If the weekend is you crack at an egg and frying up on the V8 engine |
| 1:29.1 | and Marcus Band of the Saxon and the hit is on |
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