My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough* Jake Humphrey *cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlidge is here making his long-awaited My Biddy Aunt debut!
Today, Cartlidgtenstein declares war on Jimbabwe, with Pete manning the buttons. Will it be a debut win, or will Jim's natural bloody charm swing it?
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| 0:00.0 | It's Chris Kamara. Oh, did he play for Man United? Did he play for Man United? Chris Kamara? Man United. It was the airtees. Absolutely bonkers. His third club, Inter. No! Ovoire. I'm Chris Kamara. |
| 0:25.6 | It's one of those games. It's quite difficult to explain, but you'll get it as soon as you start hearing it. |
| 0:30.6 | It's actually very cruel because I'm not actually playing. |
| 0:32.6 | Hello everybody, welcome to the football rambler. It's my biddy hands. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:39.2 | And I'm David Cartledge. |
| 0:40.7 | Biddy, biddy. |
| 0:42.5 | Biddy. David. |
| 0:42.5 | David. |
| 0:42.5 | David. David, help me out. |
| 0:56.8 | I mean, could you see an Ealing Manchester United |
| 1:00.9 | signing Chris Kamara? |
| 1:04.0 | Prime Chris Kamara. |
| 1:05.3 | He's still got abs. |
| 1:07.2 | He's still got it? |
| 1:08.0 | He's still got it. |
| 1:08.6 | He's still got it. |
| 1:09.2 | He's still got it. |
| 1:09.3 | He's never lost it. |
| 1:10.5 | Absolutely. We did establish that Ron Atkinson came to see him while he was Manning United manager, right? So you were nearly right in some ways if you've been very kind. All right, fine. Absolutely fine. We are back with my bitty and today is a very special occasion because it is David Cottage debut. The nerves, the nerves. |
| 1:29.5 | Is it going to be Rooney for Manning Island debut, |
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