My Biddy Aunt: Goalkeepers
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Today isn't just any My Biddy Aunt: the almighty Egg Cup is up for grabs. Can medicated Pete get his gloved hands on his first ever piece of silverware? Jim and a list of wonderfully obscure goalkeepers stand in his way. Let's find out!
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on my bediart. |
| 0:03.0 | Anheel D. Maria. I'll go four. I'm going to go for five. Whoa! All right, I'll go six. Oh! Controversial. Real Madrid. Incorrect. I'm joking. Yeah, Real Madrid, 2010 to 2014. That's one down. Five to go. The Manchester United. Correct. One season there. Thought you'd do better. he did not. |
| 0:22.6 | Rosaria Central. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh! That's one down, five to go. Manchester United. Correct. One season there. Thought you'd do better, he did not. |
| 0:21.6 | Ah, Rosario Central. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh, lovely to hear them named. |
| 0:26.6 | Marcus, Smith, a win! |
| 0:28.6 | What a win! |
| 0:29.6 | Bloody ill. |
| 0:30.6 | Well, I've nearly bollocks that. |
| 0:33.6 | This wise games is quite difficult to explain, but you'll get it as soon as you start hearing it. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh hello everybody welcome to the Football Rumble! |
| 0:45.3 | It's my bideon! I'm Marcus Spellown! I'm Jim Campbell! And I'm Pick Donaldson! |
| 0:50.3 | Still off his head on asthma med Hello Hello everybody |
| 1:07.0 | Back to another edition of My Biddy Aunt |
| 1:10.5 | It's an Easter My Biddy Aunt And It's an Easter, My Biddy Aunt, and the Easter Cup is on the line, everybody. |
| 1:27.1 | The East Egg Cup. Yeah, if you want, mate. If you want, yeah. Okay. How about that? We've got a box of black magic in our house. Ooh. A box of it. Yeah, because people get very excited about Easter and my mother-in-law, |
| 1:29.3 | who doesn't get mentioned on the show very often, |
| 1:44.3 | but she loves black magic. And it's very hard to find these days. Yeah, because it's bad. Bad stuff. I haven't had, I'm right in remembering it by the name, it's dark chocolate. It must be dark chocolate, isn't it? Yeah. I haven't had that for years. Yeah. |
| 1:45.2 | And I'm not going to have any because it's a drink-wrapped. You're not going to tell us how you got hold of it. Went back to the 80s. Yeah, okay. Yes, back to the 80s, Peter. Okay. There's a code word ever. I've known it. Well look |
| 1:58.5 | The Easter Red Cup is on offer today |
| 2:01.5 | Jim versus Pete |
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