You know, I've accomplished many things in my lifetime,

but recently I made one of my ultimate dreams come true.

I wrote a children's book and it's changing the world as we know it.

It sold out in less than 24 hours and at one point was crowning number one best-selling

LGBTQ plus book on Amazon.

Due to my newfound prestige within the LGBTQ plus community,

I was invited on Dr. Phil to share my expertise with some confused individuals

who couldn't fill the life of them, tell me what a woman is.

The book is called Johnny the Walrus and I'm sure it will serve as an inspiration

for the entire LGBTQ plus community for centuries to come.

I know it already has.

As mentioned, the book sold out right away due to its immense popularity,

but I have great news for you.

The book is in stock again and available to purchase today.

And don't worry, if you pre-order the book, yours will be fulfilled.

Johnny the Walrus is an exhilarating tale.

The young boy who pretends he's a walrus until the internet tells Johnny his mommy

that Johnny is actually a walrus because he identifies that way

and she must uphold his trans walrus identity.

I don't want to give away the ending and spoil it,

but eventually she learns from a zookeeper who looks suspiciously like the author of the book

that just because your child is pretending to be something doesn't mean he actually is that thing.

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