My Best Friend's (Brother's) Wedding

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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You ever been asked to "volunteer" at a wedding? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is real. This is me. I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now.
0:06.7	This is real. This is me. Me. Me.
0:10.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:19.9	That's us.
0:21.1	Hello.
0:22.1	Hello.
0:23.2	What's happening?
0:24.5	Oh, not much.
0:25.5	Welcome back to reality, Kira.
0:28.7	For a weekend, you were suspended, right?
0:31.4	You were suspended in reality in Miami.
0:33.9	I had the time of my life and my suitcase is full of sand.
0:41.3	You had a great time.
0:43.1	Everyone was well behaved.
0:44.8	I wouldn't say that, but I had a great time.
0:50.6	Everyone, it looks so fun.
0:52.1	You looked great.
0:53.4	Your outfits were on point oh thank you i was like
0:56.7	you know what it i'm gonna lean in let's be basic let's be cliche bring on the white outfits
1:04.8	bring on the rhinestones i don't give a hoot i'm here i'm here to have fun yes i you should, it's, it's your well-deserved given your year.
1:14.4	I'm sure it was fun to connect with your besties and Miami's dope.
1:18.2	Did you, had you been to Miami before? Have you spent time there?
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