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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

My Beef with a Priest

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Just back from his brother’s wedding, Chris shares secrets from the celebration, recounts rehearsal dinner craziness, reads his wedding speech, talks Philly, fights with a city official over Booger peeing on a lawn, delights over dancing all night, hears wild wedding stories, celebrates bestie Katia’s birthday in NYC, laments about Booger chewing up his favorite shoes, chats bumping into Dave Chapelle and Jack Antonoff, talks alien cover ups, gets hot over global boiling, weighs in on Kylie Jenner’s boob job, ponders Pete Davidson’s car crash and Lana Del Rey working at Waffle House, and then gives his review of the Barbie movie. • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • DONATE to support Teacher Wish Lists: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1DMZCNGX7F382?ref_=wl_share https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/V54XLPQGSJT3?ref_=wl_share https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/FNMREN161X1E?ref_=wl_share Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Clearing, lucky you, you're in control, at UE Bristol we empower students to make the right choice

0:06.9

to choose a community of bright minds and courageous thinkers to choose to stand out, with courses

0:12.3

designed to equip you with the most in-demand skills, to choose a mindset, the kind that employers

0:17.8

want and need. Don't just choose a city, don't just choose a course, choose to do university

0:23.4

rights, choose UE Bristol, not just another university. Search UE Bristol today.

0:32.4

A Big Spark Studios Original

0:43.9

Gorgeous, hello everybody and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clements. I'm literally not

0:48.8

British at all. I am not really sure why I kicked the show off like that. But yeah, this is

0:54.6

Unhinged with Chris Clements. I am in fact your host, Chris Clements. Now before we get into it,

0:59.6

be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clements wherever you get your podcasts and be sure

1:05.9

if you like video episodes to check out youtube.com slash Chris where we put all the video episodes

1:13.3

every Thursday. Be sure to rate and review. Yeah, we're back, back, back, back again in the studio.

1:22.2

Since we're in here, I hung lights and I have this little sexy tape. I check on my Instagram

1:29.1

because I just posted it and it's, oh my god, this is the shit that gets me so

1:35.8

get dem erect. Now I do want to give you the heads up that I am recording this episode with what?

1:43.3

No caffeine. I was in New York this morning. I woke up severely hung over but we'll get to that

1:50.4

later in the episode. But if you're like Chris, no, you seem low energy. I am. I literally,

1:57.2

I'm so f***ing tired and you know when you're hung over and like the idea of putting anything in

2:02.5

your body sounds like one in necessity, but two, the worst thing you could do to yourself.

2:09.0

That's like kind of where I was this morning where I was like I know if I drink coffee or matcha,

2:13.2

it's over Canova, Maria Sharapova, Ramiova in her Range Rover.

2:19.6

So yeah, a lot has happened in the last week of recording. My older brother got married.

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