My Bachelorette, Panda

Tosh Show

Black Heart Productions

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Daniel's cousin-in-law Panda opens up about her dating life and why she has allowed Daniel to publicly take charge of her search for love.

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0:00.0	Who was the guy that always wanted to pee in your butt that you dated?
0:03.0	I was wondering if you were to bring him up.
0:07.6	Tosh Show.
0:10.4	Tosh Show.
0:14.0	Tosh Show for show.
0:15.6	Welcome to Tosh Show.
0:17.0	I'm your captain, Dan Tosh.
0:20.7	Is that a proper salute, Ed?
0:22.2	Seems pretty good.
0:23.9	Yours are curled.
0:25.4	Is it not supposed to curl?
0:26.7	No, I don't know.
0:27.2	He's kind of keep you straight across.
0:28.6	Oh.
0:29.9	I like a quick gesture.
0:32.7	Sufant's like he's trying to get away with something.
0:35.2	You got some Tourette's almost.
0:39.7	Yeah, well, anyway, you know what DWZ is no retirement plan no die with zero okay yeah it's the whole goal of you're supposed
0:47.8	to spend your money your money doesn't need to outlive you die with nothing okay guess what
0:54.0	you're there I'm gonna do it I've decided I'm going to do it. What's the point? It's hard because you don't know when you're going to die. Right. Unless you do. Okay. Okay. Because then it's easy to plot it out. But let's say you don't know when you're going to die. Let's say you're one of those old-fashioned people that doesn't believe you should be yourself. How do you spend? How do you,
1:15.1	how much do you a lot? Hmm. It's like Brewster's millions. Yeah, it's a fun game to play.
1:21.0	Anyway, I'm fascinated by this die with zero retirement plan. What about you guys? You want to save money for your kids or Pete for your dog?
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