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My Baby's First Words Made Me Fear For My Life (r/NoSleep)

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🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

What is going on everyone and welcome back to the pod.

0:02.2

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0:06.0

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0:09.9

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0:12.1

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0:15.0

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0:17.9

That is the best way for me to grow this pod.

0:19.8

Okay, with that being said, thank you, let's get into the episode.

0:22.8

When a baby says their first words, it is a truly magical moment for its parents.

0:27.8

Whether it's mama, dadda, or something completely different, that moment will be cherished

0:32.8

for life.

0:33.8

However, this baby's first words are actually more terrifying than they are amazing.

0:39.6

Welcome back to another episode of Freaky Friday.

0:42.8

My baby's first words have left me totally paranoid.

0:46.4

I know it's cliche, but ever since Edward was born, I've wanted him to say, dadda.

0:51.4

Dadd, daddy, or even par would all be great too.

0:54.7

Any or all of the above.

0:56.6

I don't know when my obsession started.

0:58.7

It was probably around the time that Eddie rocketed out of the birth canal.

1:02.7

Something about your first child changes you in the head, I guess.

1:06.0

Here I was, thinking about football, getting an oil change and what was for dinner.

1:10.4

Then, less than 24 hours later, I'm coming home with Hannah and a brand new little human

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