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Run That Prank

My Auntie's Bike

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 accuses a man of stealing his aunties bike. Be careful who you point your fingers at!

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.4

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:11.3

Uh, the subject, the subject, does he still have feelings for her?

0:15.7

Hmm.

0:16.3

We'll get into that and find out if he does in just a few. But right now, yeah, we want to know this one,

0:22.5

right? But a junior is here for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got for his

0:29.3

junior? Okay, Shirley, I'm going to say this two ways. I don't know which one you're comfortable

0:32.6

with, but it's my aunt's bike or my anus bike. Whichever one you want, not making this no fight. My aunt's bike or my anus bike. Whichever one you want.

0:38.9

You're not making this no fight.

0:40.6

My aunt's bike or my anus bike.

0:42.8

Run it, Captain.

0:45.5

Hello.

0:46.4

Hello, I'm trying to reach Vaughn.

0:48.2

This Vaugh.

0:49.4

Hey, man, this K-dub, man.

0:51.8

Listen, do you know somebody to live on? Yeah, my mama. My mama stay on the... Hey, what was this? Hey, this K-dub, man. My auntie, Ms. Tensley, she live on L-B. Now, my auntie said you came over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of her garage. Okay, hold up. Well, first of all, who is you, man? I stole a bike at somebody's garage. Who is this? Who is Kay. I don't know no Kay Dub. This is Kay Dub, man. My auntie, Ms. Tensley, lived down the street from your mama. And my auntie just got you telling me, you the one came away and took a bike and a toolbox of somebody at that garage. Man, first of all, I don't even know no damn Miss Tensley. And second of all, I don't steal. Your auntie, Ms. Tensley, say I stole something out of the garage. Put her on the phone, man. Put your auntie on the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I ain't got to see it. She can't talk. My aunt can't talk to you. Why she can't talk? She said I sold something.

1:27.6

No, my auntie deaf. She signed language me and told me that you don't want to stole the bike. Your auntie deaf and she told you, she signed language with you and said, I stole the bike. Hold on. Wait a minute. How do you get my number? Hold on. Wait a minute, man.

2:01.4

She's signed language with me not.

2:02.7

Hold on. What the fuck? Okay. She said quit all that damn line. You know damn well you're the one that stole the bike. Hey, man, hold the shit. So your auntie is cussing me. I threw you in sign language. That's the .

1:57.6

You're telling me that I just stole the damn bike.

1:59.9

Say, man, hey, first of all, how the shit you're telling me that I just stole the damn bike.

2:18.6

Say, man, hey, first of all, how the hell you even get my number, man? I got your number from people that live down the street that say that I asked him for Miss, ain't your mama, Miss B. Yeah, my mom. Okay, okay. Look, man, the people down the street up and then they knew your number. I told them I needed to talk to you soon as my auntie told me

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