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My aunt got catfished on Instagram.

They got engaged in 90 days.

Is this 90 day fiancé?

Your mom got 90 days fianceed by a catfish?

A little about my aunt.

She's a former artist, extremely overweight and disabled.

He lives with her mom. I say former because she used to be a pretty big on the professional scene in our area selling her artwork, but after her illness, she stopped making art until the last year or so. By the way, this comes from shy Fossa, and if you want to submit your own stories, go to R.SlauShock Storytime, Suburit. Since she doesn't leave the house much, I thought I would open up her world a little through social media and give her a new platform to share her art. I thought I did great, fielding her questions, teaching her to block people who made her uncomfortable, et cetera. At first, she posted all about her art, and it was super cool to see her getting out there again. Now her feed is mostly motivational quotes pasted over

generic inspiring images, typical boomer on Facebook aesthetic, down to very slimming filtered

selfies where she doesn't even look like herself. It's a seven-layer salad of cringe,

whatever, right? Enter Andy. She started showing us pictures of this smoking hot guy around Thanksgiving.

2018, we're talking nice tan, totally ripped, perfect teeth set in his head below the two sapphires he's calling eyes.

He's got a German shepherd and was supposedly in the Marines.

He looks like perfect social media bait, like too dang good to be true.

And he's into my aunt. And he also apparently

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