My aunt gives me $500 for my $5,000 laptop.

When I refuse, she steps on it with her high heels.

My auntie and her three children came from Texas to visit us for the weekend.

I wasn't happy because her oldest son, who was 19, would always pick on me when I was younger.

It was the first time in ten years that she had visited.

She came into our house with her oldest son and a younger son, 12, and a younger daughter,

eight. I put on my best fake smile and said hi. I told the youngest that they can go upstairs and

play on my Xbox until it's supper. I sit down beside my twin brother and my

mum. I do lots of video editing and Photoshop, among other projects. And Final Cut Prox is my

software of choice. I got a 15-inch MacBook Pro a few months ago because of this, as my 2013

IMac just wasn't cutting it. As everyone was talking, me and my brother were using our phones because our mum said we

had to be down here to catch up with everyone.

My aunt goes upstairs to see the house.

I follow and offer to show her around.

When she goes up there, she sees my Macbook and asks, who's is that?

This is how the conversation goes down. My aunt says,

Charlie, whose laptop is that? Oh, that's my laptop. Can I hold it? Um, sure. She holds it. Wow, Charlie,

this feels nice. Can I keep it? Um, absolutely not. I'll pay you. This is probably like $500.

This is actually a $5,000 laptop. I worked my butt off for this thing. I'm not just going to give it to you.

Charlie, I deserve it. I haven't seen you guys in 10 years and you don't even get me a gift.

Is that my fault? I don't think so. Well, since you

won't give it to me, you shouldn't be able to use it either. This witch opened the laptop,

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