My Assistant Keeps Having Me Explain Things! Help! - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Ticked Off Tuesday is firing on all cylinders as Jared unloads on weather-watchers who treat his tour schedule like a group chat emergency, complete with unsolicited storm anxiety. Listener complaints roll in hot, including getting ripped off on game tickets because “that’s just what it costs,” a luxury flight that turned into unpaid service supervision, and an assistant who can’t stop calling to clarify tasks that could already be done. Then Verizon enters the chat by offering to mail a password reset in the year 2026, somehow topping everything else. It’s petty, cathartic, and deeply validating for anyone who’s ever whispered “am I crazy?” at their phone. Come for the complaints, stay for the reminder that you’re not alone in losing your mind over modern nonsense.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
| 0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
| 0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
| 0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
| 0:21.6 | What will you do with your day? |
| 0:26.6 | It's time to get ticked off |
| 0:30.6 | Complain with your gripe right now |
| 0:35.6 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
| 0:50.0 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. |
| 0:58.2 | Enjoy this podcast. |
| 1:01.8 | It'll help you get to Friday. |
| 1:08.5 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. |
| 1:11.1 | This is J-Train Jared Fried coming alive. |
| 1:13.4 | I'm from Delray Beach, Florida. |
| 1:14.8 | That's right. |
| 1:15.4 | Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday where you, the listener, complain to me, the comedian. |
| 1:21.0 | And we sing a complaint duet. |
| 1:23.2 | That's the show. |
| 1:24.1 | You complain. |
| 1:25.5 | I listen. |
| 1:26.5 | I commiserate. |
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