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Tosh Show.

Tosh Show.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Tosh Show. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. That was pretty good, wasn't it? That was slick. Thank you. How you doing, Eddie? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm a little exhausted. Why? Big week. My wife. You've heard of her. Yeah. She had a surgery this week wasn't cosmetic surgery although every

time i'm like hey you're having a surgery can't we have somebody come in and do some physical

touch-ups i mean you're there already while you're under it doesn't matter anyway thinky i did the

surgery her obi-g-yinkie yeah he's got she's got

polyps developing i don't know if i'm a lot to even talk about this to be honest hip but anyway

he said he found a ton of stuff in her it was no good we did this uh this surgery i say we i'm a part

of it uh we brought the whole circus and we got a hotel near the hospital

since our house is, you know, an hour away. I figured let's just stay right near the hospital.

We can have a fun little two days of it. And then it was nice up until the surgery because you know

how surgeries are.

It's like flying commercial.

And they just delay you, delay you.

And then finally they do it.

And then when she comes out, it's always like, oh, everything was way worse than we anticipated.

They are like, oh, it's just a little surgery.

It's nothing.

And it's like, yeah, here's. and I don't mean this in a bad way.

You know, a lot of times when people talk about women, they'll be like, oh, my God, they have babies.

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