Can you tell me or explain to me what the plot of cats is?

Uh, wow, what a way to throw me under the bus there.

Yes.

It's a classic, it's a big musical, and I'm Lord Weber.

And it's one cat's journey towards what is essentially cat heaven.

When I was 13 my parents started breeding cats, Burmans, seal point Burmans to be precise.

I'd wake and be surrounded by cats and all that the cat life entailed.

Kitten cats, male cats, female cats.

Cat cages, cat shows, cat breeding.

Always the breeding, the eternal life cycle of the cat burned into my retinence, the yelling, the prowling, the fucking.

When I was 25, I hung out with some ferries in Hamilton.

Charming folk, I really loved them.

They loved Disney films, adored my little pony. They got turned on by putting on dog suits, fox suits, cat suits, adults all yelling, prowling, fucking. I'm 37 now and I've just seen Cats the movie. I've never seen the stage show but I know the songs I get the gist

Big songs big numbers this film is something else. I'm 13 again. I'm 25 again.

I'm at my parents house hearing cats fuck.

I'm watching a furry put on a cat suit.

I'm watching Eddress Albert nude as a cat.

His ass is sticking out. I'm watching all the cats,

Leakes constantly spread, gyrating, grinding, growling, yelling, prowling,

fucking. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is what death feels like. This is the worst

ketamine trip. This is awful. This is not a film. This is chaos. This is a CGI from

Scorpion King.

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