I don't know about you guys, but the Secretary of Homeland Security.

That sounds like a very important job that should be filled by a very important, serious

person.

Maybe somebody that doesn't play dress up all of the time.

And in MAGA world, the crazier you are, the more qualified you are.

So let's take a look at all of the many hats that Secretary Christy Noem wears.

Here's her first look, Border Patrol. Here she is all decked out in her border patrol garb. You can

see she goes from the hat and then she's got on a bulletproof vest. And then the very next

day she decides to go a little country with a you know a little country and western

no what do you think about this pumps i think she's an embarrassment to hair extensions i mean

they're so bad and all these hats i'm like girlfriend take off the hats you look like a moron

like that doesn't make you look tough you don don't look cool. No one's shooting at you

so that, you know, the bulletproof vest might be a little over the top. I mean, the cowboy hat.

I don't think you need a cowboy hat to be the secretary. Do you? No, I don't think so. Let's take a

look at this next one. Plummer. here she is dressed up as a plumber with

she's got tools and uh you know she's under the sink her hat on backwards still has the hair

extensions i mean this is just this is the secretary of homeland security cosplay as a plumber. And she was voted and confirmed by the

United States Senate. I think by an overwhelming majority, it wasn't like tight. We are a laughing

stock. That is a joke. Next up. Here she is as a dental hygienist. Here she is, 25,000 open positions.

Here she is.

She has the laser glasses on.

She's doing a little side pony this time.

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