Must Be Nice (w/ Derrick Stroup)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.Topics include:- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are I turning into this guy? Am I that guy?
0:02.0	It's kind of can.
0:04.0	Well, we got to guess.
0:05.0	How do I do to introduce him?
0:07.0	Yeah, you want to...
0:08.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Derek Stroup is in the house.
0:10.0	Going through an intersection and losing your groceries on a scooter is a tough bounce back.
0:13.7	There was a guy that had a very loud exhaust on his motorcycle. I go, hey, no, it's too much.
0:20.8	You have to be blind for a day.
0:23.0	You know in those situations you want to make eye contact every time I looked away it felt like I was telling you I didn't care a little bit.
0:28.0	Listen to what happened to us. There's a blind gentleman who is stuck on a chair.
0:32.9	But I'm thinking you don't know how to like get it indeed.
0:35.0	Yeah, but you know how to.
0:35.8	And that's very insulting.
0:37.2	I mean that story about when the Uber that you go, where are you?
0:40.7	So he says, hey man, I'm juicing up,
0:42.3	this thing doesn't run off a fairy dust.
0:44.3	The comedians are like the prophets.
0:46.7	Oh, it's a gangway.
0:47.6	Oh, now it's like a Tik-Tok dance, dude.
0:50.4	Must be nice. I.
0:53.0	Oh, what up,
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