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Ladies & Tangents

Muskets, Murder & Mayonnaise - Hammered Herstory

Ladies & Tangents

Ladies & Tangents | Para Pods

Society & Culture

4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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ALRIGHT ALREADY! It's been almost 3 years since we've been able to drink together and the time has come for us to fulfill one of our highest requests - we present to you, Hammered Herstory. Think Drunk History, but not so we don't get sued. We fully committed to this episode and got nice and toasty before reading through a listicle of history facts. Spoiler alert - this is your worst idea yet. WE'RE ON PATREON - www.patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH- www.ladiesandtangents.com/lt-merch FOLLOW ALONG ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents HERSTORY FACTS - https://www.boredpanda.com/weird-ridiculous-history-facts/ WE'RE GOING ON TOUR - https://www.ladiesandtangents.com/live-show WE’RE ON CAMEO - https://www.cameo.com/ladiesandtangents WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH - https://ladiesandtangents.kingsroadmerch.com/ *NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - landtstories@gmail.com FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents   GAZA/WEST BANK RESOURCES- https://medium.com/@scholarscoalition/for-immediate-release-u-s-4c2aecd11535 https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/ https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/ https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys. I'm Jerry. I'm Sierra. We're ladies and we tangent. It's very funny because

0:20.6

what we have to say is a game. So like, I'm running and just like throw his boxes off

0:25.6

and jumping a bed naked and then I'm like, naked and I jump it up there. You do? We just jump in the bed.

0:32.9

Yeah. Wow. It's very fun. That's not what we do. No, you guys are like, we cry for at least 10 minutes.

0:42.0

No, me, of course, like a game. No, Shane and I will have to look at each other and we have to

0:49.1

do that. Yeah. Don't tell me this. I'm going to honestly make me so dry. I'm just kidding.

0:57.8

I'm kidding. No, me too. I don't make you hot. I'm not joking. We're hot. We're joking. We're hot.

1:04.4

No, honestly, all I do is pretend like I'm asleep and rub my butt on his dick. That's my favorite

1:09.4

move. And then they say, I'm gonna put on the dick. And then they go, and you're like, I normally

1:21.5

will grab his hand and just like, actually, I'm not as like closer than I just like put it on my

1:28.0

boob. This is definitely an accident. And then they're like, and then we just like snuggle your butt back. And he's like, do a little duck

1:40.2

water. And then like, square river flakes that give me your butt. Shadows plugs in. I'm like, that is in my

1:49.4

ass crack. And the answer is that me. Yes. Did you just move it? Did it just move? Is it wavy? To me, to me, it's like a tip of the

1:59.2

hat. Like, lady. Yes, sir.

2:06.0

What's up, everyone? This is a bad idea. Oh, we, this is a bad idea. You guys did this to first of all, first of all, you guys did this to us.

2:24.2

Why don't you do a drunk history? You're worse. If you definitely the worst idea ever, you've ever had.

2:30.8

So, but we're to jail. We're having fun. We can't call it. I said drunk history of quarries, a g even for sure. Can't call it that.

2:38.0

Because like copyright. I was like drunk hammered history. Hammered her story. Hammered her story. Hammered her story is my favorite thing of

2:50.2

ever shit. That's what we're also. Um, I'm. Do you ever say what's up, everyone? Yes. Okay. Put up. Hey, wait a minute. Okay. And also, what was I saying? And also,

3:10.3

you guys want to hear a song? What? No, and also, we're not going to do it exactly the same. No, we changed up a little bit.

3:19.6

We did because I don't know history. I'm actually got that smart. You guys think I'm smart. Thank you. That's so nice. Yeah, it's not true. I read a lot, but I forget most immediately.

3:35.2

The thing is we're going to read you funny history things that I found that I haven't read. I read like two. And then you and I are going to have our reactions together.

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