I'm Oh, folks.

folks, here we are.

Don't change the channel, even though it's a computer.

You're watching the right show that's right.

We're in my kitchen. We did it. We took the stove out and

welcome to the news. Isn't it beautiful? Gotta thank J Romanello, who's been my

tech guy forever, drove up from Florida. He's down there. He's got a wife, a couple of girlfriends, two kids.

He did all the revamp the technical stuff. My great wife,

for the last month has been on the phone order and all she orders like

nine different types of those bricks and shit and I'm what are you doing you know I

said I can just pick one she's what if it looks like a shit on camera?

She's like Jay's not going to be here all week. She had a good...

So she would have like six of them. She's on the phone last night returning shit.

I get nervous after I return a pair of socks. I don't why I'm looking at you guys, I just be looking at the camera.

Ah, what the fuck? Anyways, what do you think? Beautiful. You want to know who's behind me? That's my old man when he was a young marine.

That's my wife when he was a young marine I mean a young

woman and then you all know the picture over there if you don't know it you

shouldn't be watching the show one dog's going east the elements are going west and yes I played it Missouri the other

is going west and yes I played it Missouri. Okay Maine you fucking got me

So that's it. I'm very proud of it. Thank you to everybody involved. Let's get to the show I guess.

Make me a sandwich. Make me a fucking sandwich!

Watch your mouth.

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