That's right. I'm out of my position. Sitting down 98% of the time. You know, not about it.

Who decided we had a poop sitting down? Can I just ask that question? It doesn't really work.

Because if you look, your intestines are folded like this. You know, anybody able to take

that? The Japanese got it right. You stand up over a hole like an animal. You've probably been

Japan, right, Dallas? Well, went over there with the USO and yeah, I remember we were on a bus

and we pull over to a, you know what, a fucking rest area off the highway. The highways look just

like ours with trees and you know, like lined. They look like America and I go into a fucking

use the bag and there's a hole in the ground. So I held it for the next week. I had sepsis by the

end of the trip. Anyhow, how are you folks? It's Tuesday. At least that's what we're pretending.

Hello again. Hello. Quick update on my bro and I don't like the talk coming out of the

dress room. Go, we don't care about smashing the wreck. Well, I understand. You want to win

this Stanley Cup? We're going to rescue. Blah blah blah. Oh, come on. I'd rather, I think I'd

rather set the wreck at for most wins and points. And even if you get booted in the first run,

you go, come on. We all know the best team. But yeah, they had a little bit of a blip this weekend.

If I can do, they'd ripped off like 10 in a row, which you know, and then they lost to Edmund

10, I think Saturday. It couldn't have been Saturday, Friday at Thursday. Whenever the fuck,

I travel a lot. You know me. I'm a world traveler. And then they beat the red wings at home

on Saturday. Dallas, I didn't even know this. I'm fucking, I pick up the newspaper yesterday.

And they play back to back games, which that doesn't happen in hockey very much.

Played it, but they played Detroit in Boston next day at Detroit. And Detroit beat us. We took

two out of three from them. They're not very good, but they're going to be really good in a few

years. They say anyhow. So yeah, they've kind of, you know, whatever. Gee, I wouldn't

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