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Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the show. You dirty pigs. You fucking homos. Good night,

everybody. Had a good career and put that on Facebook. Wherever I'm banned throughout

the universe for saying, hey, master bad for you. You deserved it. Well, all that's going

to change. You left wing cock suckers. You anti-first amendment, motherless, fuck stains.

Even though Twitter is the smallest of all these platforms, it's one of the most influential.

And yeah, that's right. There's a man in charge now who's not afraid of free speech. These

cocks. You better free ride. I'll get you a few minutes. First my red socks. Again, two

nights ago, they're no hidden to the fucking tenth inning. They go ahead by two runs and

lose in the bottom of the last night. Down two to nothing. Eighth inning, we tie it up.

Only to fucking give up a grand slam in the ninth or whatever the fuck. Dante Bischette's

kid. I call him Sharon. It's got nice long, blonde. I like these. That Vlad Guerrero,

that Vlad Guerrero, his old man would swing it anything. It was like he had a fly swatter

up there. He would swing it and hit it. It would be a he hit a ball that bounced. I remember

this. It bounced in the dirt in front of the plate. And he still made contact. He would

swing it. This kid's got a discerning eye. He's got his old man's power. And he dropped

about 30 pounds from last year. Fucking guy almost beat out a ground ball last night.

Led the league and fucking what? Home is RBI's OPS on base percentage like every offensive

category. The fucking blue jays. A stocked that division. Anyways, why am I opening a baseball

again? Folks, I can't help it. If you guys are theater majors and there's no football

and there's no football. What do you mean? You're not betting on the USFL? I had the

Birmingham Faggot's minus 10 last night. And they lost to the cheesy to this from his

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