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Hey everybody. And welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm sadrily.

Somebody use that, make a fat remix and do raps over the top. If you could turn any movie that currently exists into a musical version of that movie, what would you choose? Shindler's List. The Departed. Do you know what? I was thinking The Departed before I said, Shindler's List. That's so weird. Anyway. Let's talk about Departed because a music where everyone's speaking with like heavy Boston accents would be amazing. And there would just be a song called I fucked your mother. Yes. I would be so into that. That would be blood. It would be good too because you'd like I will drink your milkshake. Imagine like as a massive stage production I would drink your milkshake. My God. And then there'd be I would drink your milkshake reprise. Actually I haven't seen the film. Is that what's the end? Yeah. I've never seen the film either. I keep meaning to. I've got it on DVD. It's good.

I'm assuming it would be good. Yeah, I've heard it won awards. Although, so did Titanic. Which is another good film. Titanic can make an alright musical. Titanic. Yeah. Titanic almost is a... Almost is you mean? No, it's just because... There's lots of songs, but no one's singing, but they could. Titanic would be a good musical. Yeah. Like, that would be one that would be easy to transcribe. Yeah. It feels like it's all... Like you say, it's already almost a musical. You have Jack's singer's song being like, I'm poor in New York.

Shit, I'm on the Titanic now. That's good. Oops.

Down on my luck, but not anymore.

Down on my luck. I don't give a fuck. I'm Jack. And I'm back on the Titanic.

And then you have a little, like a sad song about his mate because he gets forgotten halfway through. I came here with Jack, but now he's in love. With Rose. When will he come back? To me. That's beautiful. I would watch the shit out of this movie. The Titanic is sinking is another good song. Yeah. Shut. Shit. Shit. The Titanic is sinking. Shit. How did we not see that iceberg? Shit. I wasn't thinking if you would start with like, you know, the band on the ship or like, we got to keep playing. And he's like, fuck. There would also be Billy Zane's musical number, which is,

He Can't Steal My Girl, Oh, Shit, He Stole My Girl.

He Can't Steal My Girl as the first one, and then it's...

He Can't Steal My Girl, Reprise.

Oh, shit, he stole my girl.

He can't steal my girl.

Oh, shit, he stole my girl.

I feel like that one's got to be quicker. It my girl! I feel like that one's gonna be quicker.

It's gotta be like, he can't see my girl.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, actually, it's really crazy. Oh, shit, he stole my girl. He can't steal my girl. Oh, shit, he stole my girl. And he's singing it to all the other rich socialites. New money, old money. Yeah, that's a good song. That's a number one hit.

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