Musical Toilets!

Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

BBC

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Are you in tune with your own toilet? Lime might not be the only scale it's giving! Get to know your loo that little bit better as Greg gathers the nation to flush out a theory that your WC could be performing in E! Also, Zoe takes centre-stage on Yesterday's Quiz, the Lando Norris win is celebrated at face value and a Hunk Emergency is declared. Plus, the carols are in full-flow, there's a Christmas edition of Unpopular Opinion and Raye throws in an opinion of her own on All The Latest Things!

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts.
0:07.3	Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.
0:09.3	Twice a week, Wayne Rooney, Kayeard and me, Kelly Somers,
0:12.4	break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.
0:15.5	Coming to the Premier League, he's shown one called Play, he isn't.
0:18.2	He's been probably the sound of the season.
0:19.6	Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career.
0:23.7	I had two seasons when I played as the number nine and scored 34 goals in both the seasons.
0:28.1	But I was bored.
0:30.3	Wayne Runey Show.
0:31.5	It's what everybody's talking about.
0:33.8	Watch an eye player, listen on sounds.
0:37.4	BBC, Radio One BBC Radio One.
0:40.7	Radio One's all-day breakfast.
0:43.3	With Greg James.
0:44.7	Silent night, holy night.
0:52.5	All is warm, all is warm, all is warm
0:55.2	all is bright
1:00.1	such your virgin
1:04.3	mother and child
1:07.5	holy
1:10.5	is but so tender and mild.
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