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🗓️ 29 January 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today's episode is live at San Francisco sketch fist featuring guests Horatio Sands, Chris |
0:08.2 | Gethered and Colton Dunn. |
0:14.9 | Welcome in, Prove, you're using that best of that. It's me. Oh, it's Horatio Sands. |
0:23.4 | Chris Gethered and who's that Colton Dunn? |
0:32.0 | San Francisco thanks for being here at one o'clock on a Saturday. There he is. |
0:38.9 | I guess this is sponsored by Liquid Death Mountain Water. Oh, this is water? I thought this was alcohol. |
0:44.9 | I know it looks like this. Is this water you guys are aware of? Is this a local water? |
0:51.9 | Liquid Death, y'all. This is for all the hot. Check it out. It's still on a party. You know, they're just |
0:57.1 | fucked up guys with you. Me too. You know, Horatio, it made me think of that too because when I was like |
1:04.4 | 12 years old, we would go on vacation at this place that the same time of year every year. |
1:13.4 | And there were older kids there that would party and I went to party with the older kids, but I |
1:18.5 | didn't want to drink alcohol. But I wanted to fit in so we would go get apple cider that looked |
1:25.4 | like champagne bottles. You guys know I'm talking about. And we'd rip the label where it said apple |
1:30.8 | cider and put your hand over that part. I'm drinking champagne. But that's looks like this is |
1:36.8 | designed for that. It looks like these look like 40 answers, don't they? Yeah, I've been avoiding |
1:42.6 | them all weekend because I'm sober. Oh, that is fucking water. It's water, dude. Chug it. Yeah. But it's got |
1:50.5 | .8 alcohol content in it. Alcohol, water. That's not water. That's vodka. |
2:01.7 | Okay, we cut to the guys coming up with the marketing for this. |
2:09.6 | All right, guys, this is pure mountain water from the area. But you know, we need something that's |
2:14.4 | going to stick out. You know, we can't just call it mountain water or pure spring water. |
2:21.6 | Murder juice. Whoa, wait. You're the new guy. Murder juice. Can you come from out of the shadows? |
2:28.8 | Yeah, join us at the table. This hat in my long trench coat. Take off a couple of those hoodies, too. |
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