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Murder Jar (CRS121)

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RISK!

Performing Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals, Arts

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

A Classic RISK! Singles episode! A story that Jordan Sargent first shared on the podcast in May of 2014 about danger at home. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

0:12.7

dared to share.

0:14.5

I'm Kevin Allison and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

0:19.5

back at content from our earlier years.

0:22.8

Every other Thursday we feature just one classic story from the vaults.

0:27.6

We ask that you keep the historical context in mind.

0:31.1

Today in 2021 there's a different consciousness.

0:34.6

We've always asked storytellers to speak in as unfiltered away as possible and yet to

0:40.8

tell their stories with as much compassion as possible.

0:44.7

Even so I'm sure the storytellers and the host might have worded some of what they said

0:49.9

on these old episodes differently if they'd been recorded more recently.

0:54.6

As always the title of the whole series Risk is itself a content warning.

1:01.4

This week a story that Jordan Sargent first shared on the podcast in May of 2014, here's

1:08.3

Jordan now with a story we call Murder Jar.

1:22.0

So when I was in second grade I had one real friend and we called him the Bad Blonde Kid.

1:28.4

Him and I both had that ultra thin silky blonde hair that only like pre-pubescent boys

1:33.9

have and charming smiles that hid the fact that we were usually up to no good.

1:39.5

We weren't really bad kids, we were kind of just dickheads that took pranks a little too

1:43.2

far.

1:44.2

Like recess we started a club called the Bee Horacers Club.

1:49.1

We didn't harass bees, we harassed other kids with bees.

1:52.5

We captured them in empty water bottles and when they got good and pissed off we released

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