Murder In The Happiest Place On Earth?
Crash On My Couch
Kast Media
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Will & Arden chat crazy technology, a murder in the happiest place on earth and an update to one of the worlds most coveted treasures! This week and more on Crash On My Couch.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hey guys, and welcome back to Crash on my couch. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm Arden. |
| 0:16.8 | And I'm Will. |
| 0:17.8 | And welcome back. |
| 0:19.4 | Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. |
| 0:23.6 | Welcome, welcome, welcome. |
| 0:24.3 | Welcome back. |
| 0:26.6 | So happy to have you in our kitchen this morning. |
| 0:29.6 | How are you doing, Will? |
| 0:30.8 | I'm doing great. |
| 0:31.8 | I'm feeling great because I told you this already this morning, but Will makes me coffee every morning, which is maybe the greatest |
| 0:38.3 | blessing I've ever experienced in my life, especially since he's so anal about his coffee that, |
| 0:43.6 | like, I get the best cup of coffee. Like, he would whip himself if he made a subpar cup of coffee. |
| 0:49.0 | And this morning in particular, my cup runneth over. Really? Yeah, it was, it felt extra full this morning. You liked the Ilias Magoo? The Elias Magoo, which is also an amazing name. Yeah. I want someone to make a cartoon called Elias Magoo. Yeah. It's a fantastic name. Yeah, good mornings all around, I would say. Yes, I'm awake. Will also woke up to the fantastic news. Do you want to tell them back? Oh, yeah. My Animal Crossing Island is now five stars. Well, yep. Everyone round of applause for Will. So now my life can begin again. Yes, you have been, you can begin anew. Yes. I've, I've, I've been let loose by Tom Nook. Wow. You've broken the shackles. Let me free. Let you free. What does having a five-star island entail? What's special? I know one thing. Just putting a bunch of shit everywhere on the island. No, no. What do you get for having a five-star? Oh, you get a golden watering can. Okay. And what do you get with a golden watering can? With a golden watering can, you can make specific flowers. Oh, jealous. And then also you can, you get, I think you can buy a specific flower or you can buy the seeds for it or whatever. I'm called, is it Lily of the Valley? |
| 2:00.3 | Yeah. And I think that's, you can only get that if you have a five-star island. Wow. I'm truly jealous. All I want in this world is to have every single flower and Animal Crossing. That's pretty much been my goal since the beginning. Yeah. And you're about to do it so flawlessly. Yeah. And I'm, I'm, I, y'all, I'm on that grind. |
| 2:35.7 | I am getting five stars on my island. Like today, after we finished recording this, I'm going straight into streaming and I am not stopping until I get that five star. Getting that five star island. Well, you know what did it for me was yesterday I built that like staircase the incline the place where because before nobody could get up to that point and that matters and as |
| 2:40.1 | as soon as I did that I was like oh everything is accessible five stars for you whoa I didn't |
| 2:45.2 | why I did 10 five stars for you five there's five here and there's five here. Five stars. That's very exciting. |
| 2:51.8 | Well, congratulations. |
| 2:52.8 | Thank you. |
| 2:53.3 | Congratulations on this great accomplishment. |
| 2:55.3 | Before we get into the first segment, I thought I'd highlight a couple great tweets that we got from the COMC podcast Twitter. |
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