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🗓️ 20 November 2025
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This week, in Lynchburg, Virginia, when a powerful couple is brutally murdered, in their home, detectives don't have a lot to work with, besides some bloody footprints, and blood from an unknown source. According to their daughter, they have a million enemies, ranging from angry business associates, to members of the Canadian government, and even satanic cults. But their daughter also turns out to be an enemy, when a trove of letters, linking her, and her German boyfriend to the crime. Did they do this, or will evidence clear their names??
Along the way, we find out that some bands are better off with us, making fun of them, that you can't just send your kid to boarding school, and expect all their problems to go away, and that you can't run from murder charges, even if you run all the way to Thailand!!
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| 0:00.0 | This week, in Lynchburg, Virginia, a powerful couple is massacred in their home, leading to a huge investigation, including FBI profilers, but the real murder plot turns out to be very simple. |
| 0:12.2 | Or is it? |
| 0:13.2 | Welcome to Small Town Murder. |
| 0:14.9 | Music Hello, everybody and welcome back to small town murder. |
| 0:33.5 | Yay! |
| 0:34.8 | Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. |
| 0:36.9 | Yay indeed. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on another crazy edition of Small Town Murder. We have a really, really wild twisty one where at the end you might go, I don't know what happened. Or maybe I do. It's crazy stuff. I can't wait to get into it here. Before we do, definitely head over to shut up and give me murder.com. No tickets to buy right now. The tickets for Philly and D.C. are sold out. But we are announcing our slate of 2026 live shows very soon. So keep an eye out there at shut up and give me murder.com. Also listen to our other shows for sure. Crime and sports. You don't have to like sports. We promise. It's just really funny. We like to make fun of somebody who screwed up when they don't have to. That's all it is. So do that. And also your stupid opinions where we make fun of the funniest reviews around the |
| 1:28.7 | internet of everything you can imagine. |
| 1:31.1 | Again, people that didn't have to. |
| 1:32.8 | Didn't have to. |
| 1:33.6 | They did not have to get themselves in our crosshairs yet here they are. |
| 1:36.5 | So it's a lot of fun. |
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| 2:17.8 | You get that. As soon as you subscribe, you can binge that. Then you get new ones every other week. One crime in sports, one small town murder, and you get it all. You get it all. This week for crime and sports, we're going to talk about team relocations again. Part two. A lot of fun stuff coming. will make fun of the whole Cleveland debacle and everything like that. |
| 2:19.2 | Then why doesn't Seattle have a basketball team? Things of that nature. Then for small town murder, we are going to talk about the American prison system where it started, where it is now. What was the intent? And where did we end up? And it's a wild evolution over the years. So a lot of funny stuff there. We'll get into all of that. Patreon.com slash crime in sports. Now, in addition to all of that content, you're also going to get all of our shows, Crime and Sports, your stupid opinion, and both weekly shows of Small Town Murder murder all ad free with your Patreon as well. |
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