We're running a couple of wonderful deals for the holidays, and today I want to tell you about

our substack behind the paywall price discount.

So it used to be that to get access to all our gist list offerings, where I make great jokes,

where I tell you about stories you might not have heard about.

For instance, the roller skating elephant and his love affair with a woman.

There's a lot of lawsuits involved.

There's a lot of chicanery and almost near-death experiences.

I found that story.

I'm giving it to you.

So it's not just the fines.

It's how I break down, say, an Oval Office visit in a way you won't find on The Gist

because I have too many things to get to.

So this is all on Substack.

It is for paid subscribers to our substack.

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It's Monday, December 1st, 2025 from Peachfish Productions.

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