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voice over work on the advert. Yes, I don't mind, but I don't mind having actors and out doing the bit.

I'll just come in for the absolutely razor sharp stuff at the end.

Yeah. Oh, it's a great job. You can't...

Doing the T's and C's? Yeah, one breath. 300 quid.

You're not bad. You've already...

He's decided hell on the price.

I'm just guessing the sort of thing. I'm going to say it in verticals, these people get.

Okay. Saturday starts here. That's my new catchphrase. What do you think?

I mean, on the... on the originality front, it could do some work's hopping.

I don't know if anyone else is sad. They used to say the week ends starts here on the unready steady go.

But I know that Saturday doesn't literally start at eight o'clock.

For me, my problem is that you've got a good catchphrase there that you cannot use it once a week.

Well, that is... That's a good point.

Unless I'm making the point, say if I'm doing a Wednesday night show, that I am the ramp,

the ramp that's going to take people into that Saturday. But I mean, that would be...

Then you're a bit like those sort of articles that say Thursday is the new weekend or whatever.

Frank, can I... Oh, yeah. That's... Brown is the new black, do you remember that?

Oh, do you know?

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