Well, we'll, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast, starring Jay from Sludge Central and Matt from dinosaur Dracula. All the old paintings on the tomb they do the sand dance, don't you know?

If they move too quick, oh, eh, they're falling down like a domino,

all the buzz are men by the Nile.

We've got the money on a bed, go of crocodiles, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh, they snap the teeth on your cigarette,

falling types with the hookah, I say.

Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, Yeah, oh,

Walk like an Egyptian.

Tonight on the Purple Stuff podcast, we're doing something that we haven't done before.

We've talked about all kinds of monsters and spooky stuff.

But tell everybody tonight what we're talking about.

Mommies.

Mammies.

Mammies.

Can't say that either of us are a particular mummy guys.

We don't not like mummies.

We just aren't necessarily super passionate about them.

But, God, it really came together.

Yeah, you mentioned it.

I'm like, hmm.

Sometimes it's the things that you aren't really thinking about that that really hit home yeah i got to admit i

kind of locked on the idea i really liked it before i pitched it to you so i did one of those like

kind of like screwy psychology things where i gave you three options and the other two were

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