Mummy DNA Mystery & The Man Who Towed a Ship With His Teeth | 449
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
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🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
This week on Hysteria 51, we flex our mental muscles and our molars as we dive into a pair of stories that’ll have you questioning reality—and your dentist.
First up: Egyptian strongman Ashraf Mahrous has gone viral for towing a 31-ton ship with his teeth. That’s right—he didn’t just sink the competition, he hauled it. Conspiracy Bot now thinks flossing is a form of weight training.
Then, we unwrap a truly bizarre tale from the ancient world: newly discovered mummies in Morocco don’t share DNA with modern humans. Are they lost ancestors? Interdimensional visitors? Or just the original weird uncles of prehistory?
It’s muscles, mummies, and mysteries in this week’s whirlwind of WTF. Grab your protein shake and your tinfoil hat—things are about to get prehistorically powerful.
Listen now before the mummies make a comeback… with gym memberships.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, hi, Mark. |
| 0:12.6 | What's up, Nation? |
| 0:14.9 | What's up? |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:17.2 | Welcome back, Marks, all your little marks in all your little rooms out there. |
| 0:20.7 | If you listen to this show you might be marks |
| 0:22.3 | you got a mark now yeah you're on a list at least marked for death who was in that who is in |
| 0:33.1 | is that a jean claude van derbyby? Mark for... I never remember if... |
| 0:38.5 | Is it a John Claude? |
| 0:39.8 | Nope. |
| 0:40.7 | It's Stephen Seagall. |
| 0:42.7 | Stephen Seagall. |
| 0:43.9 | I was going to say, I can't remember if that was that or Seagull and that's who it was. |
| 0:49.2 | Oh, what a... |
| 0:51.0 | What a... |
| 0:51.3 | What a... |
| 0:51.9 | What a... |
| 0:52.0 | What a... just a joy of a human. |
| 0:55.0 | Right. |
| 0:58.0 | Uh, |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
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