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But what is the Cone Club?

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What's up, Fungle Associates?

Welcome to Completely Arbitrary.

This is the podcast about trees and other interesting topics. Curious. And other related topics. Excuse me. Hey, I still like it when you say in other, other, what did you use to say? Other things such as something. It wasn't quite that clunky, Alex? I'm one of your hosts, Alex Kroeson.

And I'm Casey Clap, another host.

Hello, Casey.

Hi, Alex.

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