Hello everyone and welcome to this episode of Sleep and Relax ASMR.

Today we are learning about some weird hobbies in the context of resumes

resumes slash cvies. That is to say the following are hobbies that job seekers seeking employment have actually put in their hobbies or activity section of their

resumes or c-vies depending on your preference of how you want to say it? The list comes from Coburg Banks, UK. So shout out to them

for giving some quality asleep content as we figuratively point and critique naive job seekers

thinking that the following hobbies would be good ideas to include in their job application.

So here we go hobby number one.

Honestly I like doing nothing.

This is a real hobby.

It's a great way to tell your potential employer

one of two possibilities.

Possibility one, you have no ambition, no drive, no enthusiasm, for anything in life, so if you hire me, it will be a waste of your time and mine because I don't even like doing anything at all in my personal life.

Or there is possibility to, which is I have zero interest in any hobbies.

So in some ways by default I will have to be committed to working for you.

So I do think there is a possibility that a potential employer could read this as a positive or negative.

Hobby number two, I'm a very sensual person.

Could be appropriate to leave as a hobby if you are planning on working like an adult shop perhaps.

Otherwise it seems very out of place.

And additionally, being central is not a hobby.

It's more of a character trait, really.

Hobby number three is drinking.

You tell your employer.

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