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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Carol shows off her dongle, Nick puts his 'phones on and they help with a person's nuts and with turning the music up.

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0:00.0	Sorry to interrupt your day, but I've just been diagnosed with dementia, and I'm going to need your help.
0:07.1	I'll need help when I can no longer button a shirt or recognise my own family.
0:12.6	My daughter will need help too. I worry this could ruin her life.
0:17.7	And we will all need help to find a cure to end the devastation of dementia.
0:23.0	I can't do this alone.
0:26.0	It will take a society to beat dementia, Alzheimer's Society.
0:31.9	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:41.4	Thank you. Global Player Original podcast. There's a knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's Door.
0:44.5	Can you hear it?
0:45.8	Well, if it's heaven, then it's definitely not your out.
0:51.2	I can hear it all.
0:52.5	God, it's loud.
0:54.4	It is very loud. Yeah. God, it's loud. It is very loud.
0:55.7	Yeah.
0:56.1	God, I get to bed at about 2.30 and the builders arrive at 8 in the morning, which is, now, how many hours sleep is that?
1:03.5	Two, two and a half from eight is like, carry the three is about three hours.
1:12.1	Did you go to school?
1:15.2	Well, I went, but I didn't necessarily learn anything, but I did show up.
1:19.7	So what do you mean?
1:22.0	Oh, it's Monday. It's only Monday, isn't it? God.
1:25.1	Monday.
1:25.8	Yeah, Monday when we're doing this.
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