Multi-purpose prop-based banter
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
The Arsenal boo boys were out in force after a damning defeat to Bournemouth at the weekend. Today, Marcus, Jim, Pete and David discuss what Arsenal need to change to get their title bid back on track.
Elsewhere, Man City wore Arsenal's tears as they eased past Chelsea. Plus, the threat of relegation gets very real for Spurs and David Moyes is giddy at the thought of Champions League football.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, you could be friends of mine, everybody. |
| 0:02.5 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.9 | Arsenal are floundering and spurs are in deep trouble. |
| 0:07.2 | It's Monday 13th of April. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.5 | I'm Pearce Morgan. |
| 0:10.4 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:11.4 | And I'm David Cartledge. |
| 0:25.5 | Pears, you old dog. Good to see you again. |
| 0:26.4 | It's good to be here. |
| 0:28.8 | Oh, it's another Manic Monday on the football ramble. |
| 0:31.8 | The weekend's action has just been and gone in the Premier League, |
| 0:34.8 | although we do have one more game tonight, Peter. |
| 0:37.7 | We do. Which one is that one then? Manchester United and Leeds United. The Battle of the United. The Battle of the Pennines. Is it really? How about that? So keep your powder dry. But I think there's enough to get our teeth into today. Jim Campbell. I would agree with that. Yeah, broadly speaking. What teeth have you? Have you got the fangs in today? |
| 0:55.3 | Or have you got the molars? |
| 0:57.7 | I've got the fangs in today? Or have you got the molars? Got them all, mate. Right, okay. Well, let's see which ones you want to utilize first. Did you use your molars to eat your dinner and your lunch? Which is what Artetta requested. You've got to bring your lunch and your dinner to the Emirates. |
| 1:11.7 | It turned out that was actually very unwieldy |
| 1:13.7 | and wasn't great in terms of cream much preparation. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. |
| 1:19.9 | The crackle over hampers. |
| 1:21.3 | They put some stuff on. |
| 1:23.1 | Oh, dearly me. |
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