Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor. Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine.

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0:00.0	The world is in peril. It's chaos everywhere. We're not covering any of it because we're too stupid.
0:08.5	You're black, right? Right. Allegedly.
0:11.5	Robert Paul Champagne. Oh, Paul, Champagne.
0:13.0	Ugh!
0:14.0	What it takes for rapt to join pickleball is for Michael Jordan to make some Jordan for pickleball.
0:18.0	Look at Christmas you guys.
0:19.0	You sound like every gay in Manhattan.
0:22.0	I feel gay.
0:22.6	We try it out.
0:23.3	Are washcloths for the pores?
0:26.2	How much is it gonna hurt again?
0:27.8	No!
0:30.8	Oh, what is going on?
0:35.0	going on? Ever heard of the Pulitzer Prize?
0:37.0	We sure haven't.
0:38.0	Go to YMA Studios.com to get your tickets right now.
0:42.0	What about the hose though?
0:44.0	That's really what I want.
0:45.0	What about the hose?
0:46.0	Yeah, really.
0:47.0	There's some traction towards one tramp.
0:49.0	Tramp traction.
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