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Louder with Crowder

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Politics, News

4.6 • 37.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas! Today, we present a G-rated, family-friendly episode featuring Santa Crowder doing the Lord's work giving back to some very special families.

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0:00.0	You're a mean one. She's in pain. Your heart no longer feels.
0:18.0	You're a communist dictator with tyrannical ideals, Jejimpe.
0:20.0	You're an impressive desperate who wants his tiny subjects to kneel.
0:27.0	You're an ass- ass-ch.
0:35.0	Geejin-Ping.
0:38.0	Your countries are shit-toh.
0:42.0	Your media is full of life. Oh shit whole
0:48.0	Your media's full of liars who do just what they're told Jejin'h'h'h'b'ing?
0:51.0	I'd like to impale you with a 39 foot bamboo pole.
0:58.0	You're a weak one, she's in ping.
1:02.0	You have noodles for a spine.
1:07.0	You gave everybody COVID from experimental trials.
1:11.0	She's in big.
1:14.0	Given the choice between the two of you, I choose COVID every time. You're a fascist, she's in king.
1:25.0	You're a king.
1:28.0	You're a king without a crown.
1:38.0	You hold down tiny people with cameras all around, she's and pig.
1:40.0	The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
1:44.7	Pork, egg, roll.
1:48.7	Look everyone serves a master. I think that's important for us to remember here around Christmas.
1:57.0	Who are you serving in your personal life? That's an answer that only you can give and one that you can choose.
2:03.0	That's the story of not only Christmas,
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